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Chuck Norris turns 73 years young this month

Here's to another year of beating the odds… with his fists.

  • Aug 5th 2012

    You'll never win the gold medal in fencing if you bring a knife to a Chuck fight.

  • Oct 14th 2012

    One small step for man, one giant push from Chuck Norris.

  • Dec 13th 2012

    In space, no one can hear you scream, unless Chuck Norris makes you scream.

  • Dec 20th 2012

    Everything ended peacefully when the Mayans realized that stepping to Earth also meant stepping to Chuck Norris.

  • Feb 18th 2013

    No meteors hit us this year - but Chuck Norris hit a few of them.

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